On The Couch #46: Rudy

Rudy was the big one. I’m really glad I finally got around to seeing it. More than any other movie, telling someone I never saw Rudy elicited the “You never saw it?!?” response.

Despite automatically having a rooting interest in Notre Dame football growing up because of my Irish background, the premise of Rudy never really appealed to me. It seemed so schmaltzy. This tiny guy really wants to play for Notre Dame, and as the DVD cover points out before you even watch the movie, he does.

Thanks for the spoiler, DVD cover. Jerk.

After Lord of the Rings, my desire to watch Rudy dipped even further. Why would I want to watch that whiny Samwise Gamgee with his “Mr. Frodo this” and “Mr. Frodo that” try to play football for Notre Dame?

At times my interest in watching Rudy would spike. People would tell me I really need to see it. Or I’d watch a good sports movie and remember that I’d never seen Rudy. It’s been sitting near the top of my Netflix queue for years, often passed over for the latest DVD release.

Watching Rudy, I was amazed how many familiar faces were in it. The youngest and thinnest Vince Vaughn I’ve ever seen plays the Notre Dame quarterback who sparks the drive for the final score that will allow Rudy into to the game. An equally young, but huge Jon Favreau plays Rudy’s best friend at school. It’s amazing how over the years Vince Vaughn has gotten physically bigger and Jon Favreau has gotten smaller. They’ve almost reached the point where they’ll meet in the middle.

He has that look on his face because Coach just showed him what he’ll look like in 2010

Now that I’ve seen Rudy, I found myself twice shocked this weekend when friends told me they never saw Rudy. I couldn’t help it. I’m on the side of the converted now. Rudy really is a great movie. It lives up to all the hype and I’m looking forward to watching it again.

At The Theater #44: Fair Game

Out of the two main characters in Fair Game, I found Naomi Watts’s character Valerie Plame to be the more compelling. There is something insanely interesting about what happens inside the mind of a CIA agent whose cover in blown in such a way that Valerie Plame’s was. It’s one thing if her cover was blown on one mission. But what happened to Valerie Plame was exponentially worse. Her cover was blown on every mission and every party of her life simultaneously. Not only that, her closest friends had no idea she worked for the CIA until they read about in the newspaper. Imagine having to explain a secret as big as that to your friends.

While watching Fair Game, I kept thinking Plame was played by Claire Danes. I can’t believe Naomi Watts is over 10 years older than Danes. She looks so young.

I found it very fascinating to see how she dealt with the aftereffects of her identity being leaked to the press. She operated most of her adult live in secrecy. Her life was compartmentalized where some people thought this about her and some people thought that. To have to juggle all those balls simultaneously just to have them all fall to the ground not due to any fault of her own, but because of political revenge is enough to drive someone mad.

But that’s not what she did. She tried her best to deal with things quietly. This is the part I found most amazing. I feel like if something like that were to happen to me, I would have the same reaction as her husband Joe Wilson and scream it to everyone who would listen.

Is it because I found Joe Wilson’s reaction more relatable that I found him less compelling? I’m not sure. It might be that Joe Wilson is kind of portrayed like an asshole in this movie. He’s either being quietly contemplative or snidely yelling at someone he disagrees with. There’s no middle setting. Repeatedly throughout Fair Game, someone disagrees with Joe Wilson. His reaction is to sit there silently. They’ll say some more things Joe disagrees with. He continues to sit there silently. They throw more on top of the pile. Joe Wilson goes bat-shit crazy and becomes the guy that everyone in the restaurant is staring at because he’s browbeating his friends.

Don’t get me wrong. If I was wronged the way Valerie Plame was by Scooter Libby and company, I’d want Joe Wilson in my corner. The guy was relentless at seeking justice for his wife.

Another reason to reget seeing Cindy Crawford’s Fair Game: If I hadn’t see it already as a teenager, I could have had an At The Theater & On The Couch crossover.

Playing the real life Valerie Plame’s testimony before Congress was a nice touch during the closing credits. I’m glad they added that.

If you find the CIA at all fascinating, you should go out and see Fair Game. It’s an incredibly interesting movie.

At The Theater #43: Unstoppable

Whoever designed the teaser poster for Unstoppable deserves to be fired. Look at it. When I first saw it, all I thought was “Well, that’s going to suck.” The poster screams “GENERIC MOVIE RIGHT HERE!” Because of that, Unstoppable wasn’t even on my list of movies to see as I finish out the year.

But then people started telling me that Unstoppable was really good. Rotten Tomatoes gave it a score of 88, which is pretty damn good. Now that I’ve seen Unstoppable, I agree, it is pretty damn good.

Unstoppable is structured fantastically. This movie should be required viewing in thriller writing classes. The threat of the runaway train continues to escalate throughout Unstoppable, while the chances of stopping the train become progressively worse and the consequences of failure become direr.

Denzel Washington is definitely one of the coolest guys on the planet. It doesn’t seem to matter if he’s playing a corrupt cop, a non-corrupt cop or a motorman; he brings a certain level of coolness to every role he plays. I can’t think of a Denzel Washington movie in recent memory that disappointed me. Inside Man is one of my favorite movies of the past few years. Denzel doesn’t disappoint in Unstoppable.

I’m glad they didn’t go for the romance angle between Rosario Dawson and Denzel Washington’s characters Unstoppable. During the movie, it kind of felt like it was a destination (railroad pun!) they were headed to, which felt a little weird. Rosario Dawson is closer in age to Washington’s character’s daughters than to Washington himself. When his character Frank Grimes started talking about forced early retirement, the possible romance angle seemed even more farfetched.

Alternate endinig to Unstoppable.

This is my second movie this week with Kevin Corrigan in it. No complaints there. But he doesn’t play his usual lowlife in Unstoppable. Instead he plays the Jeff Goldblum of the movie, meaning he’s the science guy who comes through with the plan “that’s just crazy enough to might work” to save the day. Seriously, doesn’t Jeff Goldblum have right of first refusal on any role like this?

Has the casting director never seen Jurassic Park? Independence Day?

Unstoppable is definitely a movie to go out and see right now. To use a tired cliché: it’s Jaws on railroad tracks.

On The Couch #45: Braveheart

Back when I was a sophomore in college, I studied in London for a winter session. One of the other students was a balding, ponytailed, porn-mustachioed 40 something who was obsessed with William Wallace. This winter session in London involved many long bus and train rides to historic sites in the countryside. And this guy would spend every minute of that time telling us either how much he loved William Wallace, how great William Wallace was, or that he (porn-moustache, not William Wallace) was 1/16 Scottish. When I asked him, “Who’s William Wallace?” his reaction was something along the lines of “Who’s William Wallace? WHO’S WILLIAM WALLACE?! You saw Braveheart, right?”

No, I hadn’t.

He then went on to tell me in explicit detail why I needed to see Braveheart while I went back to listening to my Beatles CDs. During this winter session, he was able to see a statue of William Wallace he had he heart set on seeing and I was able to get my picture crossing Abbey Road. Win-win.

Other things people have said when they’ve found out I haven’t seen Braveheart: “What? But you’re Irish? How could you miss it?” Even then I realized Braveheart was a movie about Scottish freedom. “It’s the best movie since Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves!” I really needed to stop going to that guy for movie advice.

His other leg has a picture of Kevin Costner as Robin Hood.

But now I’ve seen it. So no more “What do you mean you’ve never seen Braveheart?” Now, at worst it will be “What do you mean you just saw Braveheart for the first time?”

Now that I’ve seen Braveheart can someone please explain to me what kind of title “The Bruce” is? As in Robert the Bruce. He’s the Bruce! Huh?

If Braveheart aided in any way to men in the 90s thinking that the mullet was an acceptable hair choice, that would be enough for me to call for a burning of all copies of the movie.

A mullet and facepaint? Is this 13th century Scotland or a 1995 Islanders game?

The Blu-Ray of Braveheart has a very cool special feature, a comparison of the fictional timeline of the movie vs. the historical timeline. It was very interesting to see where the two converged and diverged; the biggest divergence being the French princess was 10 in real life when William Wallace died, so she didn’t give birth to Wallace’s son, as she said she was going to in the movie. If she did, that’s gross William Wallace, real gross.

I liked Braveheart, but its three hour running time is going to prevent me from watching it again anytime soon. Though if I had to choose between which three hour movie to watch again, I’d pick Braveheart over Scarface.

At The Theater #42: Today’s Special

My primary interest in seeing Today’s Special was that it starred Aasif Mandvi from The Daily Show. I really like him on The Daily Show, not enough to see The Last Airbender, but enough to head to the nearby Brooklyn Heights Cinema to see him in Today’s Special, a low budget comedy for foodies.

I make fun of this movie, but if I wasn’t such a snob, maybe I wouldn’t be so behind on movies right now.

Aasif leaves his acerbic character from The Daily Show behind in Today’s Special, where he plays Samir, a frustrated New York City sous chef. He quits his job after being passed over for promotion one too many times and plans to study in France until a family emergency causes him to take over his father’s failing Indian restaurant in Jackson Heights, Queens. Samir hires Akbar, a taxi driver who claims to be a former chef from Mumbai. Akbar teaches Samir to cook not only with head, but with his heart and stomach too, and sometimes with his groin. Thankfully, no one has sex with a pie in this movie.

Watching Today’s Special made me remember my love of Indian food, especially good Indian food. Growing up I had a lot of Indian friends, even being dubbed an “honorary Indian” by one because of my spice tolerance. Having a lot of Indian friends growing up meant eating a lot of Indian food at their houses. Akbar’s cooking in Today’s Special reminded me of those meals. On the off chance that Mrs. Shah ever reads this, I want her to know that I’ve never had Tandori chicken as good as hers.

Kevin Corrigan, the good-for-nothing brother from Grounded for Life, is great in the small part he has in this movie as one of Samir’s work buddies. Kevin Corrigan is one of those actors that makes me smile whenever he shows up on screen because he does comedy really well.

Also great in Today’s Special is Naseeruddin Shah, who plays Akbar, the taxi driving chef who is the Merlin to Samir’s Arthur. Watching this guy will make you want to go into your kitchen as soon as you get home and just start experimenting.

Akbar will make you want to cook Indian food and wish you looked as cool as he does in a hat.

Today’s Special succeeds where Julie and Julia failed for me. I thought Julie from Julie and Julia was an obnoxious whiner. On the other hand, Samir is a very sympathetic character in Today’s Special. Like Julie, he dreams of being a chef. Unlike Julie, I didn’t want to strangle him by the end of the movie.

If you like food and you like comedy, you should go out and see Today’s Special while it’s in theaters. I have a feeling that this is going to be a movie that nobody sees in the theater, but gains a following on DVD and cable. So If you want to impress your friends a few years from now, go see it now. They will be in awe of you…eventually. For now, their reaction will probably be “What movie?”

At The Theater #41: Little Fockers

IT’S FINALLY HERE! THE EPIC CONCLUSION TO THE FOCKERS SAGA! EEEEE! AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

Okay, maybe I’m overreacting a little bit. No one is going to line up for a midnight screening of the latest sequel to Meet the Parents.

I loved Meet the Parents, but I have yet to make it all the way through Meet the Fockers. I’ve tried. More than twice. The closest I’ve come so far was making it to just around the halfway mark when it was on TBS recently. Amazingly, never finishing Meet the Fockers had no impact on my ability to understand Little Fockers.

Meet the Fockers had a similar drop in quality from Meet the Parents as Father of the Bride 2 had from Father of the Bride. Thankfully there wasn’t a equal drop in quality with Little Fockers. Little Fockers was about as good as Meet the Fockers. This bodes well for Father of the Bride fans who never gave up faith for a third movie.

The major upsides of Little Fockers are definitely Robert DeNiro and Owen Wilson reprising their roles from Meet the Parents. If they decide to make another Fockers movie and Robert DeNiro doesn’t want to do it, they need to call it a day. Without DeNiro’s ex-CIA Type A father-in-law Jack Byrnes, Little Fockers would fall completely flat on its face.

I really like Owen Wilson in roles like this one, where he plays the super-nice guy who still manages to dick people over. He always means well, and his heart is in the right place, but he never quite seems to get the negative impact he has on people around him. I’m pretty sure he plays the same character in the soon to open How Do You Know. Wait, I’m pretty sure he plays that character all the time. I’m cool with that.

According to a recent unscientific poll, I am the only one of my friends who wants to see How Do You Know.

Is anyone else always surprised by how buff Ben Stiller is? My friend and I were talking about this after Little Fockers. Maybe it’s because he’s usually not in tight fitting clothes, but then WHAM, there’s a scene where he’s wearing a snug t-shirt and you’re sitting in the theater thinking, “Damn! Gaylord Focker is ripped!”

I’m not sure who decided December 2010 would be the month of boner pill movies, but here we are. First there was the Anne Hathaway’s breasts/Viagra vehicle Love and Other Drugs and now there’s Little Fockers, where Greg Focker earns extra money by promoting an off-brand Viagra. Both movies deal with the side effect of the pill working too well, and to their credit, both have different, but still very funny takes on what happens next.

Better title than Pequeño Fockers?

I can’t honestly recommend spending money on seeing Little Fockers. Wait until TBS does a marathon and catch it right after you finally finish watching Meet the Fockers.

At The Theater #40: Due Date

I tempted fate this week and went back into the belly of the beast, the Regal Court St (formerly the UA Court St, forever the Hellmouth) to see Due Date. No doubt because I followed my rules from last week, I had another successful screening there. There were no loud conversations in my 10-person filled theater and no one was lighting up next to me. I count that as a win. Someone did leave the theater with 10 minutes left in Due Date. I wondered if he was visiting from Philadelphia, where that is the accepted way to see movies. I’m not sure why most people in Philly leave a movie right before the end, but it makes seeing movies in that city particularly frustrating, especially if there’s a big reveal at the end.

Saving money on a hotel by sleeping at the wheel is never a good idea.

I’m surprised that Due Date isn’t getting more love from critics. I thought it was very funny. It’s just critics, either. No one I asked wanted to see this movie, despite it starring two actors who have starred in some of the biggest movies of the past three years. Is the lack of love for Due Date connected to the current backlash against Zach Galifianakis that is going on right now? I’ll admit, when I saw an ad for Due Date while coming out of It’s Kind of a Funny Story, I thought he was becoming a little overexposed. It’s amazing how big he’s blown up after The Hangover and how many people are sick of him now, all in the course of a little over a year. He’s like Hootie and the Blowfish, but funnier.

What I really liked about Due Date is how Robert Downey Jr.’s character kept picking up little trophies from cross country trip home. None of them were trophies we wanted, like an arm cast or a blood stained shirt, but it was cool to watch the physical change he was going though on his hellish return to the west coast.

SPOILER ALERT: I’m going to talk about the ending of Due Date in detail here. If you haven’t seen it yet, go no further.

Waffle House: It’s What’s for Dinner. Blegghhhh!

The one thing I didn’t get at the end of Due Date was why Zach Galifianakis kept saying “Call me tomorrow” the way he did to Robert Downey, Jr. I kept thinking there was going to be some kind of big reveal linked the parentage of Robert Downey, Jr.’s baby or some crazy dangling comedic plot point I forgot about. But no, they jump forward a few months and Robert Downey, Jr. and family are watching Galifianakis’s character’s debut on Two and a Half Men. On a side note, the theme music to Two and Half Men is one of the best theme songs ever recorded. I thought the Two and a Half Men part was funny, but I kept wondering why Zach Galifianakis was so forceful when he said “Call me tomorrow” in the hospital. I guess he just didn’t want to be blown off and really wanted to be friends with Robert Downey, Jr. It was still a weird though.

At The Theater #39: Love and Other Drugs

“1996” is the first thing you see on the screen at the start of Love and Other Drugs. The first thing you hear is Two Princes by Spin Doctors. I immediately thought to myself, “Why?” Two Princes hit the height of its popularity a couple of years earlier was so overplayed that by 1996 no one could stand it. True story: It wasn’t until 2005 that I was able to listen to Two Princes again without rolling my eyes. But here is Jake Gyllenhaal, dancing away to Two Princes in this small electronics store where he works.

It took awhile for me to figure out why Love and Other Drugs takes place in 1996 instead of 2010. Best Buy has replaced the small electronics store, but it’s basically the same place. Pharmaceutical companies are still pumping out new and improved antidepressants. There’s still no cure for Parkinson’s. Love interests that don’t want relationships still work in coffee shops. Why 1996? It wasn’t until about halfway through Love and Other Drugs that I got my answer, Viagra.

Looking at this ad might make you need Viagra.
Slick marketing, Pfizer.

When Viagra first comes up in Love and Other Drugs, it’s still in development at Pfizer and Jake Gyllenhaal, now a struggling Pfizer sales rep, has a serious hard-on to sell it. I thought it was going to be a one-off joke, similar to his showing off a Star-Tac earlier while he was working at the electronics store. But the second half of the movie largely becomes the Viagra movie. Every character gets caught up in the Viagra tidal wave. Jake Gyllenhaal and girlfriend Anne Hathaway cheer when it’s mentioned on Conan, doctors who previously snubbed Gyllenhaal beg him for hookups, and the little blue pill powers a crazy pharma-sex party that would have probably sent all my college friends into pharmaceuticals if Love and Other Drugs was released in when it takes place. There’s even a great “when Viagra goes wrong” bit that was one of the funniest parts of the movie.

Josh Gad plays Jake Gyllenhaal’s brother in Love and Other Drugs. If Jesse Eisenberg is the poor man’s Michael Cera, Josh Gad is the poor man’s Jack Black. If they make a sequel to Year One and can’t get Cera and Black, I think it would be kind of awesome if they got Gad and Eisenberg. I would definitely go see Year Two if it starred the poor man’s Michael Cera and the poor man’s Jack Black. That might be the only way I’d go see Year Two.

Josh Gad can also be the poor man’s Zach Galifianakis.

Love and Other Drugs has been getting a lot of press for both Jake Gyllenhaal and Anne Hathaway having partial nude scenes in the movie. When Anne Hathaway’s bare breast first makes an appearance during a visit with Dr. Hank Azaria (not using his Dr. Nick voice), I thought “That wasn’t that big a deal. That was onscreen, what, five seconds?” I spoke (or thought in this case) too soon. Anne Hathaway’s breasts are in this movie more than Hank Azaria or Oliver Platt. Anne Hathaway’s breasts should have received third billing in the credits under Gyllenhaal and Hathaway. I hear they may be nominated for a Supporting Actress award this year.

Okay, put them away already.

Jake Gyllenhaal spends a lot of time disrobed as well in Love and Other Drugs. They are many shots of Gyllenbuutt and when he’s walking around in his underwear, I said out loud “Gyllenbaalls.”

I walked away liking Love and Other Drugs much more than I thought I would. If you’re looking for a good romantic comedy, try this one. It’s not cheesy, it will fulfill any questions you had about Anne Hathaway’s nipples, and you’ll get see the Gyllenbaalls you can take.
 
And if you really like Love and Other Drugs, Ashton Kutcher and Natalie Portman have a clone of it coming out soon called No Strings Attached. The preview was so much like Love and Other Drugs that I thought Love and Other Drugs repeated a joke during the movie and realized no, a very similar joke was in the No Strings Attached preview.

Love and Other Drugs – Anne Hathaway’s breasts = No Strings Attached.

At The Theater #38: Megamind 3D

Sometimes when you’re behind on a deadline, you resort to desperate measures. Like you haven’t watched enough movies at the theater this year, so you go catch Megamind 3D, a movie you weren’t that excited about, at the UA Court Street in Downtown Brooklyn, a theater that you have repeatedly called the worst movie theater in New York City.

And sometimes, those desperate measures pay off big time. I loved Megamind 3D. It exceeded my expectations in every way. I think it is one of the funniest movies I’ve seen this year and is definitely the best superhero movie not named Iron Man 2 of the year.

Also, the UA Court St proved to be a great place to see a movie. Yeah, I never thought I’d say that either. I think you just have to follow certain rules if you want to see a movie there, namely:

  1. Avoid the ticket window. There is consistently a long line that stretches sometimes to the Barnes & Noble next door, but there’s never a line at the ticket vending machines indoors. Do that people who frequent this theater not have credit cards? Do they fear technology? Are they wary of an inevitable robot uprising? I have no idea.
  2. Never go to the UA Court St on the opening weekend of the movie you want to see.
  3. Or the opening weekend of any movie for that matter. If your movie has been out for awhile, but a new movie is opening up that same weekend, skip this theater.
  4. You know what, just avoid the place anytime Friday through Sunday.
  5. The earlier you go on a weekday, the better. I saw Megamind 3D at 4:45 on a Wednesday afternoon and there were only 6 of us in the theater, and more importantly, no one was psycho.

You should take these rules as seriously as you would rules about feeding mogwai. Heed them and you can avoid the nightmare situations I’ve experienced at the UA Court St, like the time I sat next to a woman who was giving a play by play of Sea Biscuit’s race on her cell phone.

If you are a comic book fan, you need to to see Megamind 3D. Besides taking the familiar Superman vs. Lex Luthor/Brainiac scenario and turning it on its head, Megamind 3D has plenty of injokes for the comic book enthusiast. The best being Megamind’s disguise as Space Dad when he’s training Tighten. It’s straight up Brando from Superman: The Movie. Megamind even talks in a Godfather voice to drive it home.

Space Dad (and Space Step-Mom).

And how funny is the name Tighten? “It’s the only name I could trademark,” says Megamind. Was it supposed to be Titan and Jonah Hill’s character was just too dumb? Or was it Tighten the whole time?

David Cross is hilarious as Minion. I don’t know which minion was better, David Cross’s alien fish in a robot body Minion from Megamind or the minions from Despicable Me. But without a doubt, 2010 is the year of the minion.

I kind of want this.
And this.

Megamind shares a lot in common with J!m, that main character in Go Mutants!, Larry Doyle’s second novel. Both have over-sized blue craniums. Both were judged and ridiculed for their appearance by their small-minded peers growing up. This led to teen rebellion for J!m and the desire for domination over Metro City for Megamind, which when you think about it is the supervillain equivalent of teenage rebellion.

I love this poster.

I can’t be the only one who thought that Tina Fey’s character, the Lois Lane-alike Roxanne Ritchi, looked a lot like Alexis Bledel, but with short hair. If the animators are going to make Roxanne look like Alexis Bledel, why not just cast Alexis Bledel instead of Tina Fey? It was a little weird to hear Tina Fey’s voice come out of Alexis Bledel’s mouth.

I will not be surprised when it is revealed that the lead animator of Megamind has a crush on Alexis Bledel.

Speaking of celebrities voicing animated characters, I feel like it doesn’t always work. Usually when it doesn’t work for me is when it’s a celebrity with a very distinctive voice, like Tina Fey or Jonah Hill, playing a character that they don’t look like in real life. Because they’re both so famous, I keep expecting to see their faces attached to their voices. But I didn’t have this problem with David Cross and Will Ferrell in Megamind. Thinking about it, I’ve come to the conclusion that it’s because their two characters, a talking alien fish and a blue alien with a over-large cranium, were far enough away from being human that I didn’t feel the need for their voices and their faces to match up.

Megamind 3D gets a definite “see it in the theater” rating. If you enjoyed Despicable Me earlier this year, you’ll no doubt like Megamind 3D as well.

At The Theater #37: 127 Hours

Did you like the self-mutilation in Black Swan, but weren’t really into the lesbian make-out scene? Then Fox Searchlight has the movie for you: 127 Hours!
I’m only kind of joking here. 127 Hours is a very graphic movie. But you have to expect that going into a movie about Aron Ralston, the hiker who had to cut off his own arm to save his own life.

The first 20 minutes of 127 hours show the beauty of nature. It will make you want to visit your nearest national park and take in the natural splendor that our country is full of. How awesome is that underground pool that James Franco brings Kate Mara and Amber Tamblyn to?

The next hour and 15 minutes are all about how nature is something to be feared. Because nature will fuck you from behind the first chance it gets. And it will donkey punch you while it’s doing it. And it won’t call you the next day.

It will be hard to go hiking and not think of this.

I wondered how Danny Boyle was going to keep the audience’s interest up throughout the movie. Aron gets trapped fairly early on and his only companions are a couple of ants and his own hallucinations. But Danny Boyle and James Franco did a great job. I was never bored during 127 Hours. Boyle used the perfect mix of problem solving on Ralston’s part for getting out of his situation and flashbacks to Ralston’s life leading up to this moment. And Franco was wonderful as Ralston, immediately portraying him as both likable and fallible, basically making him human. I think it’s an easy pick for both Boyle and Franco to receive Oscar nominations for 127 Hours.

I was really happy to hear Plastic Bertrand’s Ca Plane Pour Moi during the movie. Everyone needs this French punk song on their iPods.

Download it.

Little things stand out. I thought it was really cool that Danny Boyle used the distinctive whirring sound made by the tape loader in Canon DV video cameras whenever James Franco turned on his video camera. I know that sound all too well from owning one of them. Boyle also used the same on-screen icons from Canon’s camera when we were seeing things from Ralston’s video camera’s point of view.

Aron Ralston is amazing. 127 Hours is a testament to the huge amounts of hope and willpower Aron had to have in order to survive being trapped in the wilderness on his own. Even when his situation was at its bleakest, he never gave up. The guy is the epitome of willpower. Forget Hal Jordan. Aron Ralston should be the Green Lantern of Earth.

Geek to English translation: Green Lantern’s power ring is powered by his own willpower.

The most shocking part of the movie isn’t when James Franco does what you knew all along was coming, namely getting to the business of removing his own arm, it’s at the very end, when it’s shown that the real Aron Ralston is still at it doing hard hikes in the wilderness after all that he went through. He’s even fitted his stump arm with an awesome looking claw tool for digging in ice. I broke my wrist a couple of years ago snowboarding and never put on snowboarding boots again. Maybe I should rethink that.

Bad-Ass.

I believe there are five lessons to take away from 127 Hours: 1. Hike with a buddy. 2. Return phone calls, especially from your mom. 3. Spend an extra five minutes looking for your Swiss Army Knife. 4. Never give up. 5. When you fall down, not matter how hard, get back up and live life on your own terms.