This happened earlier today.
INT. ELEVATOR – DAY
BILLY and VIOLET are riding the elevator with a MOM and her 8-year old SON. The son notices Billy’s shirt.
SON
MOM! That man is wearing a DECEPTICON shirt!
MOM
Don’t yell, dear. You’re going to scare the baby.
Violet is unfazed, as usual.
SON
But Mom, the Decepticons are the bad guys! (To Billy) Do you know you’re wearing a Decepticon shirt?!
BILLY
Yes.
SON
Did Megatron trick you into wearing that?
BILLY
No.
SON
But the Decepticons are the bad guys!
BILLY
I work for Megatron.
SON
He’s going to kill you. The Decepticons are the bad guys! You should switch to the Autobots!
The elevator door opens. Billy and Violet get off.
BILLY
The Decepticons are heroes. Optimus Prime and his Autobots are the real bad guys.
SON
No!
MOM
I think you just blew his mind.
BILLY
All hail Megatron.
The elevator door closes.
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